“Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss”
“The very smell of tobacco is abominable, for one cannot get it out of the curtains,
and there is little pleasure in existence unless the curtains are all right.”
“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.
I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”
“Cigarettes can force you to take a moment to take a deep breath.”
“Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.”